Tuesday, March 1, 2011

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NOBLE REVENGE OF DON SANDO


REVENGE OF DON SANDO

CONDE NUNO (addressing his daughter Elvira) .-
modesty.
know Latin, a little kitchen, and as you can sear
a bass
to discuss science and even art.
Your dowry is colossal, which my fortune, and is as tall
your crib,
is our line of such a high branch,
this recorded on my tower Porcuna:
"The cradle of the Manso de Jarama,
dint be high that no,
but said it was a cot bed. "


begin with these verses taken from the famous work (or" caricature of tragedy "and called his author)" Don Mendo's revenge "which premiered in 1918 the great writer Don Pedro Muñoz Seca. For many it is a minor work, but for me every time I've seen I liked, more and more, and made me spend a great time entertaining and fun, which does not happen with other consecrated work praised by critics, is lack of sensitivity, as happens to me with pictures of Tapies. As my grandmother, it is clear that whoever they like me ... born ceporro

In this work the author plays correctly on many occasions with the double meaning of words, and in this story of intrigue and infidelity the theme of the antlers or horns gives much play as the characters themselves and they announce: the Conde Nuño Manso de Jarama "or Don Pedro Collado "Duque de Toro." Likewise, Muñoz Seca terminology also plays with taurine, if they pay attention to the verses that open this review will see that Don Nuño boasts of its high birth, so high that comes to bed, well, in the cradle as taurine terminology can Cossio is read in the "space between the horns of the bull, hence the expression cradled according to the same source responds to "put the bull of the package, or object, in the cradle, not gored." Thus, the great author metaphorically mix of high rank "Manso de Jarama" in the greatness of her crib or antlers, as interpreter, something that developed on several occasions during the work.


fans are directed to take their places in the monumental arena of Valparaiso.
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could not continue this review without mentioning what was the tragic end of Don Pedro Muñoz Seca pass away along with many others killed in Paracuellos del Jarama, a tragic episode in its magnitude and injustice still costs a lot to digest, even contemplating a context such as the civil war where cruelty and violence were free to agenda, even after the termination thereof. But even within the scale of the tragedy, that Don Pedro died just before going to the firing squad said: "You can take my farm, my land, my wealth, you can even take off, as you will do, life , but one thing I can take ... and it's the fear I have. " Mentioning that Don Pedro more or less born in the Puerto de Santa Maria, you remember that chronic dedicated to Cadiz and bulls in the Port, which undoubtedly marks character.

These considerations on the "cradle" of the Manso de Jarama collects them with great skill Javier Leralta in his book "Madrid. Tales, legends and anecdotes ", where he speaks of" the famous bull and cows Jarama the king. " Leralta tells us in this masterful book was Charles V himself who bought the first herd Brava Real de Aranjuez, which would remain in the crown until it is sold under Charles III. These bulls and herds of them were derived known as "bulls Jarama, in the author's words were" mythical beast "and there were many authors who quote the bull jarameño. Authors of the caliber of Lope de Vega would say of these specimens which were semi-wild, fierce, fierce, big, brave and a special breed. In addition to Don Lope, other authors pitchers Jarama these bulls as Tirso de Molina and Francisco de Quevedo among many others, including Don Pedro Muñoz Seca as we have seen.

Goya engraving reproducing the Pepe Hillo fatally gored by a bull jarameño jijona caste name "Beard."

Quite possibly these bulls were Jijona the origin of mating, which has nothing to do with the nougat, but it gets its name from his, to put it in some way, Don José Sánchez Jijón operator back in the seventeenth century. This man was mayor of the Royal Heritage herd, and in 1618 founded his own cattle from specimens of the same, giving predominance to copies colorao or russet hair. After several ups and downs and passing through several hands, the livestock would be acquired by Don Manuel de la Torrres that the move to Ciempozuelos, and the Vega del Jarama. This mating bulls became very popular during the eighteenth and nineteenth century, becoming one notorious as "Bearded" that would end life teacher "Pepe Hillo." However, this mating was going into decline, before the pressure of other spigots, mainly from Andalusia, and to get the early twentieth century the number of farms was very low. The civil war would finally give the nail to this breed of bulls, as well as their small number, most of the herds were located in the downtown area (Madrid, Jarama and Colmenar) and Castilla la Mancha, both in Republican zone. The lack of food in this area caused that much of these specimens were slaughtered to feed the troops and population, so that this race would eventually die out almost to reach the 40's. However, perseverance the odd enthusiastic farmer begins to bear fruit, and from different herds that were still some blood of jijona mating, and the existence of individuals in any Mexican cattle, some glimpses of hope of recovery, certainly a more romantic commitment commercial. An interesting story of this mating, with some bulls for their ferocity staged memorable episodes and anecdotes, but today we will not mention here because some readers (and I will not name names) we complain about the abuse, in his words of the history of bullfighting.

Dear readers, in a publication such as this focus on bullfighting and the guerracivilmaquia could not talk about bullfighting copies of Jarama and the proud do not copies of the civil war that remain in these lands, perhaps this area for its historical circumstances and characteristics of both geological and urban development and not yet well established industrial One of the places where we can find more and better-preserved remains of that dramatic episode. Associations such as Chop, which is part Morateño or Paths of Memory, are responsible for ensuring the preservation and enhancement of these remains, which gradually becoming aware of their importance at all levels.


None of the participants miss any detail of the explanations of "Morateño."

But let the record of that wonder of art and technique that we saw on Sunday. Contend with and land devoted teacher, José Manuel Martín del Moral Morateño, a bullfighter who has achieved memorable victories that good fans remember with unusual joy. Who has forgotten that epic breakthrough in the footsteps of the British International Suicide Hill?, It still discussed today with great admiration as this right is not daunted by the threats of explosive cyclogenesis and rennet announced an unforgettable faenón the Valdeperdices vertex. With this background it is no wonder that the place filled to submit a banner on this run of fertilizer could not be a pin. Besides the weather, the efforts of the Board to the National Weather Instituno paid off and the run took place in a spring day, which further enhances, size event.

Moncloveño was accompanied in his limousine with an attractive and friendly lady, sparking all sorts of rumors in the stands, until it was confirmed that it was the forera Agnes. (Photo Layer).

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almost interminable list of personalities who gathered to see this long awaited slaughter, there was the teacher with his trusty camera Bazán and next to the winner no less Fuze, who received a standing ovation by the fans that recalled the mammoth task the "Memorial Amundsen" that these two stars staged last month. There was also a great reporter Layer, "Universatario" big winner last week at the hall of Africa, the American journalist Hemingway, come directly from the Chicote, Sandoval's friend then President of the Rock Casado. And of course the greatest of all the bullfighters in Currently, the undisputed number one, the very Moncloveño, which this time was accompanied in his limousine with an attractive and friendly lady, sparking all sorts of rumors in the stands, until it was confirmed that the forera Inés , which had to sign a number of autographs because it has earned reputation among aficionados grange. You have to see how happy the female presence the stands, if you already Manolo Escobar said. Mention again the fact that the box of authorities remained almost empty again.

The team of archaeologists working for a Gefrema moment of the fight.

started the right of the Tajuña Vega, with a batch of passes sober managed to fix the attention of fans in the stands. He then changed the pitch wearing bull run in one hand, to lead to "all out", measuring the speed so that fans could follow him without losing a set. Once in the land chosen, the teacher was placed on a little luck and began adorning themselves with different batches that drew cheers in the stands felt.

As mentioned above, this is a land that abounded in bulls and bullfighters, and also copies of fortification, and if the past year "Morateño" faced a Republican horned livestock, this time you would with copies of mating Franco back in a triumphant apotheosis. If anyone can learn to perfection the specimens that inhabit these meadows that is "Morateño", knowledge that allows you to squeeze the most out of these bulls, and get them all the game possible. To this must be added its undeniable technical skills, his sleek, art direction, great knowledge of the land. All accompanied by an impressive fitness. As for jumping to the arena, fans were able to see ronaldea contemplating his figure, that the bullfighter had prepared thoroughly for this event and mercilessly punished hard in the gym, all for the party. It would be endless to recount each and every one of the sovereigns passes to give this clever, tiny trincherillas that refugiazos proud that sublime fortineos halfway up, in short, that tremendous task dear readers, words fail me to describe it as it deserves.

Those attending this slaughter stunning hauls are followed closely by "Morateño." From left to right we distinguish a "University", "Moncloveño" a spontaneous, Sandoval and Sales Chato as you can see remains of recklessly abusing UVA rays. (Photo Layer)

already can you imagine what was the happy end of the morning, the white handkerchiefs lying villages asking the top trophies for this great right-handed, while a resounding ovation thundered the air. That emotional moment to see him out on the shoulders of the front door, amid shouts of torero, torero ... many fans are already counting the days until the return of this unique right-handed, which we hope will prodigue more and not make us wait until upcoming festivities in honor of San Jaramillo. I can not conclude this review without mentioning vibrant detail that we realize the greatness of the torero and shows how takes care of all the details to satisfy all the fans including the most demanding, the celebration ended at the press conference "Morateño" confessed that she had been all day before carefully depositing the various junk lying, which would delight from fans during the fight as they were going to find, including the jackpot that took "University" with a shell of 7 and a half in very good condition. You see dear readers and care to detail with such phenomenal right to please the fans. But how big are "Morateño" but great ...

"University" poses with his trophy in the ring from the plaza.

LAST TIME

Ladies and gentlemen, before closing this edition we received in our editorial written a disturbing and threatening, which by its exceptionally interesting way to set out below. This text is rich in gravel and pretending to be anonymous, written in the style of Don Pedro Muñoz Seca, although in this case does not go beyond a crude attempt to plagiarism. Here is the transcribed text and if any of you have problems with their nefarious calligraphy and then a picture of it.

Time has lasting
farce that stand to this writer's roots
Madrid
messing with my Barsa.
zahiriome
With its verb, with its jokes
enfadome, with his irony
Faltom, mosqueome
with his jokes. Casades
! llamome,
in order ... that much cabreome.

Rauda
date nears in to end this torment
to hack
faith that this will prove my steel
long as I'm plotting revenge
Don Sando.

Signed: Anonymous.


The looming manuscript we received in our editorial sent by an "anonymous" that we have been slow to discover.


According to handwriting of drafting such a letter corresponds to one of disorderly conduct and temperament tremendous that the letter could even point to a boy of 11 years, there are also other clues that lead us towards the perpetrator this threatening letter, as may well be the oil stains and Miguillas for a sandwich tin of sardines, or fingerprints rendered with the same material oleic acid. But there is conclusive evidence that reveals him, though innocently ends the letter with a disconcerting "Signed: Anonymous" has been so clumsy to translate their own true handwritten signature to the end. "WE HAVE SANDOVAL tag. Florentino

Sanders.

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